So, you see, Denise Richards is not really that famous and Denise the wine shop is still not a household name yet. Coz still a lot of ppl cannot correctly pronounce my name, let alone spell it. I get called Dennis, Dennise, Denish, Dhinesh, all sorts...even my colleagues make mistakes on the spelling, which makes me question their IQ levels, since my name is spelled out loud and clear on the firm's letterhead.
Anyway, so this one time, I overheard one of the clerks in my firm spelling out my name to a client over the phone.. Mr. SoSo, the loyar in charge of your file is MS DENISE, yes, DENISE...you know...D..... for DONKEY, E......for ELEPHANT.....
Boy, she must have hated me....or she's a fan of the Animal Planet channel...hahhaa...