I wrote this ages ago, just didnt get the chance to upload it to blogspot..sigh, poor blog, poor me..
Well, here goes anyway.....
I was at Leisure Mall last sunday with Yshin watching Wolverine. Show wasnt bad, Hugh Jackman is his normal suave, charismatic self and I quite like Liev Shreiber as well. His lady is Naomi Watsons, if you didnt know that, which you probably didnt coz u're not a movie nerd like yours truly here. Anyway, not here to talk bout movies... but Startrek isnt too bad as well. Normally Startrek and wolverine are the kind of movies that i wouldnt have high hopes for, as these are sci fi-ley and comic adaptations, which we've had prequels, sequels, whateverquels. And, as some ppl would know, I always act like a total shmuck after some movies as i could predict the chains of storylines or some of the 'twists' that would unfold. Its not a gd thing being a movie nerd, coz movies don really spring surprises and entertain as much anymore after a while. I hope i don't turn into a B grade movies fan, like my buddy, in the long run. But for Startrek, i couldnt really guessed how the story would turn out to be, well, there;s an idea that captain kirk would save the world and the eric bana bad guy would meet a bad end somehow, but since its sci fi-ley and i'm not a sci fi-ley person, a lot of the movie's imaginations and interpretations entertained me. Having Heroes' resident psycho acting as the young enigmatic Spock helped a lot too. One flaw, I don like the Zoe girl. Black girls should always be curvy like Beyonce and Tyra Banks. Errr..back to my non-movie subject... So i was in Leisure Mall, then I went to Watsons to get some lotion. When i was making payment, this girl came up to me n told me tat with my receipt and answering a few questions i can get a free gift. So i said ok, the cheapo-who-loves-free-gifts that i am. So, apparently, they were having the annual Best Smile, Best Hair, Best Fake Boobs, you get the picture, kinda contest. And they gonna take pictures of ME submitting ME in alll the categories. I know i know, i'm making the contest a mockery of sorts. But hey, there werent a lot of customers tat day and they needed to meet quota. Not my fault if they're desperate, right. So they took pictures of my hair, full length body, half length body, hand on waist, etc. Take note that it was Sunday, I was wearing my nerdy kemek glasses, the tshirt i woke up that morning in, unbrushed hair, uncovered eye bags, the whole auntie in the pasar look... Oh wait, even aunties nowadays look better than me..
So, the girl asked me to write a few words as to why i think i deserve to win in the respective categories.. Okayyyy...first up, glorious hair : i blabbed something along the lines of long, smooth and shiny. Then best smile : Err..friendly and engaging.. Then Fit Figure : LOL. I tried to write something, anything, but i just could not stop laughing and Yshin was laughing as well. So in the end, i didnot write anything at all. I'm pretty self-delusional, but NOT to that extent.
Sad (or perhaps very expectedly), there isnt any notifications yet to tell me that i've won or even considered to have any chance to win.. Damn! Which goes to reiterate the theory that I have, which is to ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO FACE ANYTHING IN WHATEVER SITUATION AND TO OVERDRESS! If only i'd have taken an hour to make up and choose carefully an outfit to wear that fateful Sunday, perhaps I'll have a better chance of winning???? (This of course, doesnt factor in the fact that I probably should've worked out more vigorously for at least 10 years beforehand to win the Fit Figure category. Heh). And the most, most, most important thing is to always wear your nice lingerie! Yes, one wouldn't know when one would need to show their undies. Example: The movie Inside Man. In that movie, Clive Owen and gang hijacked a bank and forced everyone it to strip down to their undies in front of everyone else and then changed into identical jumpsuits to throw off the police's investigation. So, hypothetically, if I was in the bank at the time, on top of being really scared shitless, i'd be totally mortified as well coz i was wearing my moooost comfortable 5 year old undies which has holes all over (discounting the leg holes larr). Then on top of that, if the cctv footage was shown on some Craziest Police Videos show or was posted onto YOutube..... You get my point. Get some new undies and throw out the old ones! Its your choice: Comfort or Clive Owen's (and the rest of the world's) butta joke.