So, you see, Denise Richards is not really that famous and Denise the wine shop is still not a household name yet. Coz still a lot of ppl cannot correctly pronounce my name, let alone spell it. I get called Dennis, Dennise, Denish, Dhinesh, all sorts...even my colleagues make mistakes on the spelling, which makes me question their IQ levels, since my name is spelled out loud and clear on the firm's letterhead.
Anyway, so this one time, I overheard one of the clerks in my firm spelling out my name to a client over the phone.. Mr. SoSo, the loyar in charge of your file is MS DENISE, yes, DENISE...you know...D..... for DONKEY, E......for ELEPHANT.....
Boy, she must have hated me....or she's a fan of the Animal Planet channel...hahhaa...
Green green paddy field
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Cheap trick
Yeah, i'm pulling some cheap tricks here....eye candies for my male readers!
Pics taken while attending some property launching with my colleagues.
Those were mocktails, how boring....
Cols, Gigi and Janice..
Lastly, runway show by Zangtoi, the models were really stickthin...*envy* haha.
How how?
Friday, December 11, 2009
new moon rising
Go Team Taylor!!!!!!
I know i'm not supposed to do this at my age...but........droollzzzzzz................!Monday, December 7, 2009
More greed!
Girl, 25. Guy, 40. Girl pretty. Guy not pretty. Guy and girl bought a 3 million bungalow. Guy took loan. Only guy.
How much do I regret didnt follow my mum's advice to have braces fitted on my crooked dental when I was young? How much do I regret not being much more vain and make up for 3 hours a day? How much do I regret eating so much bak kut teh? How much?
3zerozerozerozerozerozero. That's how much.
How much do I regret didnt follow my mum's advice to have braces fitted on my crooked dental when I was young? How much do I regret not being much more vain and make up for 3 hours a day? How much do I regret eating so much bak kut teh? How much?
3zerozerozerozerozerozero. That's how much.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Greed
Why can't one be content with what one has? When one strives for more in life, doesn't it mean one is greedy? Doesn't it mean one is committing a deadly sin?
But then again, one shouldn't ponder so much since one just had bak kut teh in klang.. gluttony is such a delicious sin....
But then again, one shouldn't ponder so much since one just had bak kut teh in klang.. gluttony is such a delicious sin....
Friday, October 30, 2009
The Crack's crack
Remember the days when Tom Cruise was hot? Prior to the couch jumping Oprah cringing moment? The Top Gun, Days of Thunder days? Well, ok, so he’s aged, but he is still hotter than 99% of the world male population, right?
Thus, let’s all say hi to Tom’s butt crack… And wouldn’t you want him to sire a daughter like Suri with you? This is your lucky day then, by the powers granted to me by the Ministry of Divine Butts n Almighty Cracks, I hereby bestow on you, if you stare at the Tom’s buttcrack for 2 hours while chanting the mantra “GIMME THE MONEY”, one hubby the name of Tom, and a daughter named Suri, and one very strong couch.
Thus, let’s all say hi to Tom’s butt crack… And wouldn’t you want him to sire a daughter like Suri with you? This is your lucky day then, by the powers granted to me by the Ministry of Divine Butts n Almighty Cracks, I hereby bestow on you, if you stare at the Tom’s buttcrack for 2 hours while chanting the mantra “GIMME THE MONEY”, one hubby the name of Tom, and a daughter named Suri, and one very strong couch.
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