I wrote this ages ago, just didnt get the chance to upload it to blogspot..sigh, poor blog, poor me..

Well, here goes anyway.....

I was at Leisure Mall last sunday with Yshin watching Wolverine. Show wasnt bad, Hugh Jackman is his normal suave, charismatic self and I quite like Liev Shreiber as well. His lady is Naomi Watsons, if you didnt know that, which you probably didnt coz u're not a movie nerd like yours truly here. Anyway, not here to talk bout movies... but Startrek isnt too bad as well. Normally Startrek and wolverine are the kind of movies that i wouldnt have high hopes for, as these are sci fi-ley and comic adaptations, which we've had prequels, sequels, whateverquels. And, as some ppl would know, I always act like a total shmuck after some movies as i could predict the chains of storylines or some of the 'twists' that would unfold. Its not a gd thing being a movie nerd, coz movies don really spring surprises and entertain as much anymore after a while. I hope i don't turn into a B grade movies fan, like my buddy, in the long run. But for Startrek, i couldnt really guessed how the story would turn out to be, well, there;s an idea that captain kirk would save the world and the eric bana bad guy would meet a bad end somehow, but since its sci fi-ley and i'm not a sci fi-ley person, a lot of the movie's imaginations and interpretations entertained me. Having Heroes' resident psycho acting as the young enigmatic Spock helped a lot too. One flaw, I don like the Zoe girl. Black girls should always be curvy like Beyonce and Tyra Banks. Errr..back to my non-movie subject... So i was in Leisure Mall, then I went to Watsons to get some lotion. When i was making payment, this girl came up to me n told me tat with my receipt and answering a few questions i can get a free gift. So i said ok, the cheapo-who-loves-free-gifts that i am. So, apparently, they were having the annual Best Smile, Best Hair, Best Fake Boobs, you get the picture, kinda contest. And they gonna take pictures of ME submitting ME in alll the categories. I know i know, i'm making the contest a mockery of sorts. But hey, there werent a lot of customers tat day and they needed to meet quota. Not my fault if they're desperate, right. So they took pictures of my hair, full length body, half length body, hand on waist, etc. Take note that it was Sunday, I was wearing my nerdy kemek glasses, the tshirt i woke up that morning in, unbrushed hair, uncovered eye bags, the whole auntie in the pasar look... Oh wait, even aunties nowadays look better than me..

So, the girl asked me to write a few words as to why i think i deserve to win in the respective categories.. Okayyyy...first up, glorious hair : i blabbed something along the lines of long, smooth and shiny. Then best smile : Err..friendly and engaging.. Then Fit Figure : LOL. I tried to write something, anything, but i just could not stop laughing and Yshin was laughing as well. So in the end, i didnot write anything at all. I'm pretty self-delusional, but NOT to that extent.

Sad (or perhaps very expectedly), there isnt any notifications yet to tell me that i've won or even considered to have any chance to win.. Damn! Which goes to reiterate the theory that I have, which is to ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO FACE ANYTHING IN WHATEVER SITUATION AND TO OVERDRESS! If only i'd have taken an hour to make up and choose carefully an outfit to wear that fateful Sunday, perhaps I'll have a better chance of winning???? (This of course, doesnt factor in the fact that I probably should've worked out more vigorously for at least 10 years beforehand to win the Fit Figure category. Heh). And the most, most, most important thing is to always wear your nice lingerie! Yes, one wouldn't know when one would need to show their undies. Example: The movie Inside Man. In that movie, Clive Owen and gang hijacked a bank and forced everyone it to strip down to their undies in front of everyone else and then changed into identical jumpsuits to throw off the police's investigation. So, hypothetically, if I was in the bank at the time, on top of being really scared shitless, i'd be totally mortified as well coz i was wearing my moooost comfortable 5 year old undies which has holes all over (discounting the leg holes larr). Then on top of that, if the cctv footage was shown on some Craziest Police Videos show or was posted onto YOutube..... You get my point. Get some new undies and throw out the old ones! Its your choice: Comfort or Clive Owen's (and the rest of the world's) butta joke.

Child's Play

This is absolutely pathetic, but I don't care, coz at least i'm doing my best to cook sthing..anything, really, which resembles real food and most important of all, edible....

So I attempted to cook omelette recently and please, who would fail in making omelettes right? Well, so i started with the ingredients... I sliced and diced sausages and crab sticks. I use a lot of these 2 ingredients, mainly coz they keep for verrrrryyyy long time in the fridge and easy to cook. Overprocessed food that do not resemble their original look (ie chicken n crab in this case) are normally easily cooked. And eggs off course....

Then i boiled these 2 things to..well, a cooked state....

Then, ta-da, i put in the eggs (oh btw, i thought of making omelettes plainly coz the eggs which i gasak from leftover steamboat session have been sitting in the fridge for far too long) and there, ain't it looking pretty in the wok.

And well, tats all the pics, coz well, the omelette turned out looking fugly. I tried turning it but then i guess, it was too heavy coz the ingredients were more than the egg? and it just decided to 'scrambled' itself.

Now, don't say tsk-tsk to my cooking effort...coz who can say they can make fusion omelette and scrambled eggs?! U think is easy to stoop that low on a cooking level? U try it and let me know...

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P.S-there's sthing wrong with the sequence of cooking here..Just realised i could do magic where sliced sausages and crabsticks can turned whole again! LOL.

Chicks Pics

Okay, just to show some hot girls in my blog to prevent the mass exodus of my blogders to ...say...dawnyeang's (typo intended) blog. Oh wait, maybe they already have. Haha..nvm, at least all the girls in my blog have not done any plastic surgeries of any kind..fake eyelashes and tonz of make ups mayb, but guaranteed nothing plasticky...but, after a few consultations with some guys, apparently they don't mind plastic surgeries done on girls, as long as they look HOT! Sigh, I should've known tat years ago when Pomelo ruled the TV land with running slow mo on Baywatch.

Anyway, these were taken during wedding dinner of frens in Equatorial Hotel sometime back.. I look so matronly compared with the other girls.

Yep, this aunty acting cute with the other young 'choy'...And the worst thing is at the ripe old age of 28, i'm only starting to have acne! Yes, adult acne. Damn sien..if i'm 18 its understandable la, not 28! Geesh, which reminds me i have to go and put on a mask now, beauty is a full time job apparently. Pomelo would agree with me...bet she even put masks on her 'twins'. ;-P

The wrath of the ji-muis

CY was a heng dai for one of his frens, and this is what he got from the ji-muis:-

Yep, they Veet-ted his leg! hahaha...

My Top 10

This list is a little outdated, wrote it bout 2 weeks ago, but here goes anyway:-

1) I'm super duper pauper broke this month. My new washer and car servicing and condo's maintenance charges had really done me in. The few birthdays and farewell gatherings definitely helped too. Helped towards my road to bankruptcy.
2) I thot this is really funny : I had a dream of CY having an affair with ...the thick lips herself! Ms. Angelina Jolie!! Bradcy is the new Bradpitt?
3) I found out I'm a better typist than the office clerk, whose job scope is 80% typing.
4) I'm so fat I imagine the scale to be an evil mental torture instrument. But then again, who loves their scales?
5) The shopaholic movie reminds me of my Bridezilla fren Annie.
6) There's a McDonald's hocus pocus going on! Don't get duped by it! When a deal sounds too good to be true, most times it probably is.
7) I'm gonna plant my size 6 feet on Indonesian soil for the very first time on Labour day. Wonder if i'll see Tobassie. Oh you know, Nessie from Lake Toba...
8) My favourites on this season's American Idol are Adam and Kris and Allison. Scott is too goody goody, Anoop is too puppy-eyed, Matt is too Michael Bubble-ish, Lil is too run of the mill, Danny is too kelian (he lost his granddad lately) and Megan is just, well...too gorgeous! Oozes sexual appeal, tat girl. Tonite at 9.45 i'll be glued to the idiot box like a true blue idiot that i allow myself to be. :-D
9) Credit cards late interest calculation has been revised since last year. If there's any amount outstanding, you don't get to enjoy the 21 days interest free period on new purchases! Take note of this, coz I was flabbergasted when I saw they charged me 12.98 for outstanding amount of 80!
10) I'm taking next Friday off, JUST to go sing karaoke with my sis. Jealous? Hahhahaa...Its ok, don be jealous, i'll make sure i sing your favourite karaoke session song too, email me your favs.. wahhahaha...

Gather again..

This is as latest as it can get...these pics were just a few days old...fresh outta the Canon 750 oven.
We had gathered at La Bodega @ Pavillion for Hoi's belated bday last Wednesday. Pavillion has become some sort of our bdays/dinners go to place. Its central for everyone and everyone can pretend to have some sort of class to tell colleagues that oh, you're goin home already? I'm only just gonna hang out with my frens in Pavillion. Well, for me kampung girl, its as high class as it can be! Haha. You can take a girl outta a kampung, you cant take the kampung outta a girl. Kampung and proud of it! :-)


Clem is gonna head back to Sibu in May, how sad for us all, coz then we wouldn't able to listen to his stories which always start with the phrase "c*b#i".

Kok Wing and me here, kw being the new addition to our gathering group, mey dragged him along... The still-look-the-same-from-college-days Yin2 and the newly short haired Mey. What do you get when you put a 'slapper' and a 'high-pitcher' sitting together? A hell lot of 'kepohness'!

Another 2 kepohs here listening to the 2 earlier kepohs.. :-)

Bday boy looking happy eating his spaghetti and drinking his beer..



This was my order, Saffron Angel Hair bla bla...it wasnt smashing but already the best pasta dish among all...the others were really quite normal and bland... Desserts were nothing to shout about also, the Mango sthing sthing was the best of the lot, Choc Mousse bla bla and Almond bla bla were just that..Blah... For food and drinks for 9 of us were about 450. We've had better.....

Book me, I'm cheap!!

I'm cracking my head lately to think of how to utilise my leave days. I still have about 7 leave days to take till end of june, on average i can take about 2 days a month til then. But its so annoying that I really have no plans to go anywhere coz I dont have enough dough. So, I'm putting in an offer to all of you here- to book me for day(s) out. I reckon short trips to Ipoh or whatever would be fun..or maybe just be a fake tai-tai for a day and go window shopping..or we can go for lunch Karaoke session perhaps? Maybe have a meal or just yamcha? Or you need anyone to run some errands with, like carrying ur groceries for u, since i'm such a good friend and all. :-) We can do anything, really. I just don't wan to waste my leave days only sleeping in. So, ring me up k, mates..cheerios til then..