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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Can only be written by a man..

Get this....

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Cursed?

My previous joke on Pak Lah might have caused me having the worse Merdeka day everrrrr.....I'll blog on it when i've recovered.....:-((

Friday, August 29, 2008

In View of Merdeka!

New insertion for 2009 Oxford Dictionary
There are possible plans underway to apply to the Oxford and Webster to include a new word for their 2009 dictionary..
badawi [baa-daa-wee]
(Transitive verb/Noun/Adjective): To start something full of promise but end in disappointment, failure and/or disaster.
Eg: 'I'm trusting you to perform this task well; don't do a badawi, ok?
'Whatever I do, I will always find a way to badawise it.'
France badawied their Euro 2008 campaign. England pre-badawied theirs, while Italy were guilty of over-badawification.
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I'm really busy with work this week..so this is the most i can do...Enjoy the long weekend!!:-))
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

While I was AwaY

Ms. Avril's concert is on again, Mr. Backside won the by-election, Fuel Price went down by 15 cents.


And I've gotten very tanned.......

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Absurdnya


It has come to my attention that Avril Lavigne's concert in Kl had been cancelled. Bcoz some idiots made some idiotic protest to the mayor to revoke the permit. Reason: little miss avril will be the devil who corrupts our youths and turn them into little monsters. Well, well, as if they aren't already.


Please lar...seriously...i can't believe how ignorant some ppl can be. And i read that from Yahoo News. Really good to know that we are now world famous...as the frigid country who bans artistes.. as good as having the world record for biggest ketupat or tallest roti canai tower....Or having a space tourist parading as an 'angkasawan', inspiring youngsters everywhere...sheesshh...beh tahan..If they really care so much for the rakyat, do some actual work lar..like helping the poor, etc...but no, they just have to keep making a fool of themselves. C'mon, Avril makes millions okay, without having a concert stop in KL she really doesnt give a fark. Its us, as a country, moving backwards tats at the losing end...

She's saying: you can shove your Ketupats into your fat arses...

Devil/Morals destroyer? Me? Luckily i don even like your girlfrens....

Ps. Honestly, i'm not even an Avril fan...seriously...

(singing quietly:heyheyyouyou..)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Short nOte 19.8.2008

My fren S offered to 'gao dim' my annoying hsemate. 'Settle' her, so to speak. S, she really not hot lar, although i have to admit she's got some serious jugs going on. S replied saying that he's thirsty....kekekkekeke.....Men...

And a side story, S just bought over a furnished condo from his ex recently. Then S found her lacy underwear underneath the couch. S said it turned him on so much and he never really recalled her attractiveness until he found the undies...Wahhaa...Don't you just love men and their primal instincts stimes??..:-PP

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Carwashie

These pics were taken more than a while back on a Sunday when me n sis had some strange miraculous motivation to wash our cars together.



Here's her lil White waiting for a shower while my Big White waits for her turn.




Even doggies have gathering on Sunday..


Aww..bye bye..


Then sis pottering around in her mini garden.


While bro in law Philip landed in the longkang..hehe...




Reflection off my Big White- see how nice my P sticker looks!


And see how cute my Qoo looks!


Gorgeous girl!


But sad to report that after that one time, we've never washed our cars ourselves again liao. And right now my Big White looks really sad, lost its sting, and scratches everywhere...haiz...tough life for an innocent naive pure (coz white mah!) car in the big scary city....