Green green paddy field

Green green paddy field

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Serving Mankind

Okay, so everyone's sick of my new posts containing only words and more words. But my photos are all stored somewhere else and I'm like a very poor gypsy, going round borrowing pcs and laptops everywhere just to log into facebook and blogspot. SO there, i know my blog is sooo boring...zzzzzzzzz.....



BUt i got tics to watch Transformers this weekend! I was so kiasu i actually went and queued at GSC Times Square after i found out that the website was as good as crashed. And i didnt even get very good seats...hahaha..but hey...kiasuism can only get one so far...i'm NOT like, suppperrrr kiasssuuuuu okay.



Anyway, to round this up....Whats Transformers without the hot chick right...



Haha, so its an arty shot of her without her hot body showing..but i like this shot still..just coz she doesnt look slutty or draggy here.

Ta now..........:-)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Hmm?

A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

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Denise's musings: Didn't he ever watched American Pie 1, 2, 3? ;-P Who knew pies are life-savers!